Just in case Santa checks blogs, here is who belongs on the "Naughty List":
Sophie has been making me crazy lately. People use the term "terrible twos", but.... yowzers, for us its more like "terrible threes".
I just wanted to document some of the naughty things she has done THIS WEEK.
Sophie is a hoarder, and she regularly thieves non-toy items from all over the house and stashes them in her room or playhouse.... appliance owner manuals, all of Bruce's watches, my camera, my keys, my phone, 2 containers of chocolate frosting, perfume, all of my brand new make up, grill skewers, duct tape, games, Cocoa Puffs and more.... UGH!!!
-She took all my brand new make up to her playhouse and the kids over were putting it on.
-Dallin found her with chocolate frosting containers in there, eating them on the carpet with her hands.
-Today while a friend of mine was at my house (crying actually, because she was having a rough time) Sophie ran by covered head to toe in white powder. I followed the footprints back to the pile in the kitchen, cornstarch.
-She dumped out a bottle of lotion in my closet carpet
-The other day I overheard Dallin annouce, "Sophie's hittin the sprinkles again!" and I laughed out loud at him, because I knew that meant she had pushed the chair over to the baking cabinet and climbed on the counter to eat sprinkles like she has done every day this week.
-Sophie jammed all of Ashlin's makeup brushes in to her foundation bottle
-She constantly takes the peanut butter container and eats out of it with a spoon
-She took all the games out of the game closet yesterday and disassembled each one
-She re-programmed our TV today and it took Bruce 10 minutes to figure out how to get it working again.
-And she throws TANTRUMS now!!!
Today she cried for 15 minutes, because she didn't like how I did her hair. I have started leaving the room to just let her cry. When I heard she stopped crying today, I went back to check on her. She had cried herself to sleep on my bedroom floor....
(I covered her with a blankie and let her nap)
Poor thing,
she even wears herself out.
2 comments:
Poor thing ... or poor Mom!! Nolan has been making me bonkers, but probably just cause I'm busy. Maybe they need to get together and play. :)
WHAT? No pictures of her antics? I will forever have to imagine her sitting inside that playhouse eating chocolate frosting with her hands.
THAT is funny stuff.
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