This was a real conversation I overheard yesterday before we went to the Cleggs for dinner...
Dallin had been playing with a magnifying glass FOREVER yesterday burning stuff outside, then he came inside the house and said:
Dallin: Hey Emma, come outside with me and lets burn ants
Emma: No, thats mean
Bruce: Oh but then they'd be cooked and you could eat them
Emma: I've already eaten ants
Dallin: But not cooked ones! Come on, lets see what they taste like
Me: NO, YOU CANNOT EAT ANTS!
Bruce: Why not, it won't hurt them
Me: Because its WEIRD!!!!
Emma: We promise we won't tell the Cleggs we did
Me: NO, its weird!!
Bruce: Cherryl, just because you didn't grow up with any boys around and don't know what boys do, doesn't mean you shouldn't let our kids.
SERIOUSLY, I have tried to be such a good mom and still, my family is all weird!!!